i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once
god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine
you guys think im jokin
ass so fine
god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine
i pledge allegiance to that ass
Italian artist Anna Utopia Giordano has created a visual re-imagination of historic nude paintings, had the subjects conformed their bodies to what the 21st century considers an ideal of beauty. The results are revealing—and quite shocking in what they say about the modern attitude toward women’s bodies.
This is genius
This makes me uncomfortable
my pussy > the Beatles
Anyone who thinks this way has never listened to The Beatles.
Sike bitch u never tasted this pussy
WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:
- STUNNING EYES
- A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
spoon me while we watch bobs burgers until I fall asleep and drool all over you plz
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.
this crow is smarter than some humans
another example why crows are terrifying and you should not fuck with them