krysis!

oh-ani:

Drop my pen:

someone acts like an idiot:

Bitch pretends to be stupid:

Someone tells me a story:

Teacher gives pop quiz:

Some bitch acting like she’s all that:

and worst…Someone eats my food:

Basically.

mybadeve:

youremylobster:

this is for kenya…

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’.
MILLIE:         I is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE:         All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand….
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:       Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.Did you copy his?
CLYDE  :         No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher
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i bet my dick on it

backtothejerseyshore:

I dislike most of the people at my school.

LMFAOOOO

I hope everyone reblogging this.

i feel violated, my doctor and all of tehehospital nurses saw my vagina.

HAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOSH THE GIF 

omygosh

lollolololol the comment ^^^

ahahahhaahhahahahahahahha, omgoshhhhh.

lady gagas album got leaked

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wampireveekend:

A restaurant has servers that work.

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sw0rdswall0wingwh0re:

frecklesinmyeye:

And you have no friends in that class so you’re like…

And then you’re like “can I work alone”?

And he says yes. So you pretend you’re too cool to work in partners and you look like…

But inside you’re like…

me everyday………..

^same here.

Story of my life