Drop my pen:
someone acts like an idiot:
Bitch pretends to be stupid:
Someone tells me a story:
Teacher gives pop quiz:
Some bitch acting like she’s all that:
and worst…Someone eats my food:
this is for kenya…
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’.
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand….
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
i bet my dick on it
I dislike most of the people at my school.
I hope everyone reblogging this.
i feel violated, my doctor and all of tehehospital nurses saw my vagina.
HAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOSH THE GIF
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And you have no friends in that class so you’re like…
And then you’re like “can I work alone”?
And he says yes. So you pretend you’re too cool to work in partners and you look like…
But inside you’re like…
Story of my life