- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: You mean for real or in my head? Because in my head I'm a whore.
Don’t say read fanfiction.
Don’t say role play online.
Don’t say lulz at memes.
Don’t say read rage comics
Don’t say obsess over fictional characters.
Don’t say puzzles.
Don’t say watch cat videos on youtube.
- favorite celebrity:
- me: oh my god
- favorite celebrity: um, hi, nice to meet y-
- me: ASDFGHKLRIRDNSKSKKS???????
- favorite celebrity: i'm sorry, what? what language was that? i don't underst-
- me: DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN SWEET BABY JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL THIS IS BETTER THAN FANFIC I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM CAN YOU SIGN THE INSIDE OF MY NOSE
- favorite celebrity: i - you ... you WHAT? excuse me?!!
- celebrity's friend: careful, she's from the internet. just back away slowly, don't make eye contact, and make no sudden movements
- my friend: hey 'sup OH MY GOD IS THAT?????
- me: YES OMFG IKR LMFAO BARK????????
- celebrity's friend: holy shit they're multiplying every man for themselves RUN
- Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
- TV: lol but good shows are on.
- iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
- Sleeping position: lol you're not gonna be comfortable.
- Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
- Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
- Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
- Tumblr: Keep scrolling, bitch.
”Your skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight.”
Oh, no…thats fin- yes. Yes I want food.