a week on tumblr
heyfunniest: So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
When someone finishes a long story and you realize...
Normal people flirting: Hey, you're cute we should go out sometime? ;)
Me trying to flirt: So, do you like bread?
me: I’m so ugly omg I have no talents or friends I hate myself I’m gonna die in a cardboard box one day
me: back the fuck up bitch I’m the queen roll out the red carpet for me I’m the best person ever later peasants
the feeling you get when you see your friends are...
artists: I got bored, so I drew this amazing picture.
musicans: I got bored, so I wrote a new hit song.
gif-people: I got bored, so I put up this gif-set that really shows their feelings.
photoshopers: I got bored, so I edited this picture and made it even more awesome than it was at first.
writers: I got bored, so I wrote this incredibe fanfiction.
me: I got bored, so I refreshed my dashboard.
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
15 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
21 years old: MERLIN'S BEARD, MY FRAKKING COMPUTER DIED! You stupid pile of electronics! Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!!
When someone that follows you reblogs the same... →
10knotes: Oh I see, mine wasn’t good enough for you? all. the. time.
I got bored at McDonald's..
iamhamburglar: jessied181: tltty: what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs When you have a really “good” answer.
crockercrocs: hey r u made of phosphorus, etherium, arsenic, adamantium, nitrogen and tyberium? cuz ur a
"Maybe you'd get your work done quicker if you... →
we did it babby: Kaomoji →
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